From Papon Lomini 

Dear sir, 

Up to this point, I’d assumed your eccentricities were the result of your credulity relating to impossible things outside the realm of common sense, fed to you by a young man with very poor judgment. And unfortunately, your mind is so saturated with them that it would be impossible to bring you around to a more reasonable frame of mind. 

Therefore, I beg you, please stop writing to me. The postage costs are unnecessary. But more, I don’t want to be seen as a guilty party, accused of bringing harmful ideas into your home. Dismiss all these strange thoughts, I urge you.

Your respectful servant,

Papon Lomini.